andrewbreitel:

now taking applications for sugar daddies

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mechastreisand:

does the “i licked it so it’s mine” rule apply to boys????

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whateveritsfine:

GPOY

My academic career

twerkerella:

2005:

Present:

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sometimes i pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness

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irrelephant11:

LOL

irrelephant11:

LOL

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